How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found: Archive

this looks all too familiar..

sofapizza: TROLOLOLOLOLOL

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Why do I eat so loudly

Everyone else is sleeping and I feel like I’m making earthquakes

Dec 31st

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Fuckin' up friendships

like it’s my job Beautiful start to the day

Dec 30th

I hope you're doing alright

and things are starting to look better. You were in my thoughts today, just keep your chin up. <3

Dec 30th

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I used to think I'd sleep when I'm dead

deac0n: But I’m pretty sure I’m coming back as a fucking zombie. :/ I may or may not blow your head off with a shotgun no hard feelings?

Dec 29th

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Suicide is the third leading cause of death for...

Always and forever

Dec 26th

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Totally Geeking Out: Jensen Ackles is gorgeous. →

assassinbug: friendbrotherlover: Whether he’s in horrible lighting and so not amused or if he’s being dominated by his overgrown younger brother played by Jared. And when he’s putting on the ‘devil may care’ attitude or when he’s playing a fucked up kid who happens to be the son of Satan —he is gorgeous. When he’s resisting his best friend Jared’s bold public advances, which is often...

Dec 26th

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Fucking fuck

Good night turned bad so fast Bitchin’ headache, on a scale of 1 - useful I rank about a 2 right now Tomorrow = packing packing packing and then leaving the day after and maybe we’ll see if shit will change, doubt it but knock on wood. DICKS. TITS. FUCKING SHIT this all sucks hard and my head hurts okay goodnight tumblr i’m leaving now i promise

Dec 26th

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I got chocolate covered bacon for Christmas

Eat your hearts out, kids

Dec 26th

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LOTR Wisdom

Dad: Gooood morning. Love you. Use your time wisely. Remember what Gandalf said. “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

Dec 26th

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He's BALD

ME: Hey, what do you want for Christmas?
DAD: remington 1187 premier shotgun
ME: LOL, k, what else?
DAD: hair

Dec 26th

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The "Real" America

Dad: Hey toots. How’s the weather?
Me: Cold. How’s it down there?
Dad: American

Dec 26th

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Easier

ME: is there anyway we can call them to get the phone expedited so i have it before school?

DAD: It is easier to drive a bus into my own ass

Dec 26th

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Noodle About

Mom: What’s that site you like to find jokes on? Noodle About?
Me: Stumble Upon.
 noodle about
 NOODLE ABOUT 
 alskdjflaskdjlkj jesus i cant stop laughing

Dec 26th

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Camel

DAD: Put a new light in the camel so your friends would stop making fun of the nativity set on the lawn.

Dec 26th

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