How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

so taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal broke up

i can’t wait for the song.
let’s see here:

oh JAKE

what a MISTAKE

i should have known that you would TAKE

my heart and let it BREAK

oh JAKE

you were such a SNAKE

remember by the LAKE

when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE

JAKE

you were such a FAKE

you can’t even BAKE

CAKE

oh JAKE

what a MISTAKE

fuck you with a RAKE

i guess I couldn’t MAKE

you love me……………. :””(

jake……..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO ACCURATE

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The Wedding

tomyhusband:

Relax. I’m one of the cool ones. I don’t give a shit about the wedding. I’d rather just throw a massive party where all of our friends and family can get hammered for free.

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son of a bitch i want these now

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stonerparty:

KiD CuDi: Maui Wowie

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attackedastoria:

bestbedhead:thedaintysquid: (by ngbyrne)

Look at this owl

Look at this goddamn owl

This is the most majestic fucking owl I’ve ever laid eyes on

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fuckyeahpokememe:

Pokemon Balls

Can’t credit because I found this on reddit - shuuuuuch

hell to the motherfuckin yes

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cervolsdelbosc asked:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leerhdZAZN1qaofnyo1_500.jpg
das me wen i tink of u ^_^

AWWWWWWWWWWWW u da best bby <3

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mynameisltaldoraine:

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LADYKILLER

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funnierinenochian:

demoneyeddean:

ijusthadsex-:

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mrtippy:

hisdudeness-:

so this movies about a girl who has a toothed vagina

it’s watch now on netflix i am contemplating watching this

interesting

i actually loved this movie

I watched this movie. Very.. Well, interesting. I wonder what happened to her now.

I love this movie so muuuuuuuuuuuch!

OMG I WANT TO SEE THIS LDFJALDS;FL;DAJFL;ASDJFAL

Why would anyone want/have a toothed vagina? You couldn’t have satisfying sex. Really this just makes me feel bad for her.

LOLOLOLOL THIS MOVIE. Actually it wasn’t half-bad once you get past the ridiculous premise.

Apparently it’s actually possible to grow teeth in your vagina. The Bodies Exhibit taught me that the hard way. D:

This movie is hilarious. Watched it the same day I watched the Human Centipede hahahah

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