“And it was like for a moment, O my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th, by Ludwig van.”
I love everything about this gif
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clogging someone else’s toilet would be a fucking catastrophe.
gotta crawl out the window and start a new life in a new town again.
Or it could be worse. I mean it could be there already and you just try to flush it and it clogs YEAH PITY ME TUMBLR PITY ME
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classic soup. givin you ideas for dirty talk.
Oh god this is hilarious, and by hilarious I mean VAGINA.
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Nigga please. Without all my memories I would go fucking up the same way I have in the past. Live and learn, boys, live and learn.
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